Transcript of “Quit Your Footercootering!”
Here’s a handy word I’m adding to my word horde: fooder cootering.
What? All right, let me make some guesses here.
Fooder cootering? Yes, vacuuming up the food crumbs left by a dog after a snarf down.
It’s dinner. No, no, cleaning up the mess made by raccoons after they’ve gone through your trash.
Cans no no. What is it? Well, food or cootering in Appalachia is a term for just being idle or lazy or doing something stupid.
Stop your food or cootering. Well, heck, I need that word. That sounds like most of my life.
