firecrotch
n.— «Scut Farkus…(A Christmas Story)—This firecrotch takes pleasure in forcing his victims to say “Uncle.” Ralphie did, however, get the better of him in the end.» —“Bully; Become a 15-year-old a-hole” by Bryan Intihar Electronic Gaming Monthly Aug. 1, 2005. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)