firecrotch
n.— «With the zeal of a teenage Klan inductee at the moment he realizes it’s OK to drop the n-bomb at his first hate-in, Davis reveals a weird prejudice against redheads by derisively declaring Lohan a “firecrotch” over and over again, occasionally stumbling into spittle-flecked inspiration like “Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch, she has freckles coming out of her vagina, and her clitoris is seven feet long.”» —“Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War” Defamer May 17, 2006. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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