fifi towel
n.— «A Fifi towel is a homemade vagina. Simply take a small towel, fold it in half, and roll it into a tight cylinder. Then keep it that way using elastic bands. To make the vagina realistic, inmates insert a rubber glove into one of the ends. The wrist of the glove is folder over the edge of the towel and tucked under the elastic bands. After it is secure, the gloves is filled with Vaseline and then insert into the first glove and tucked under the same elastic. The hot water melts the Vaseline and makes it feel warm and soft. Like a woman.» —by Gavin McInnes Vice Guide to Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll Sept., 2003. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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