fart in a mitten
n.— «I have lived in the Ozarks twelve years now, so I did not say thank you and leave.…“Seems like folks come in looking for parts and interrupting all the time. Got me as fussed as fart in a mitten.”» —by Sue Hubbell A Country Year: Living the Questions Apr. 26, 1999. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
Long before Laura Ingalls Wilder wrote the Little House on the Prairie (Bookshop|Amazon), she worked as a journalist, chronicling life in the Ozarks. In one of her early writings, Wilder refers to what she calls “the famous question”:...
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