fake-a-bake
n.— «Myth: Sunless tanning, also known as fake-a-bake, is risk-free. Reality: It is true that using any of a variety of lotions, sprays, gels, creams and powders from the multi-million-dollar sunless-tanning industry can impart a sun-kissed glow without exposure to dangerous UV rays.» —“From blistering to bronze, the truth about tanning” by Tracy Davis Seattle Times (Washington) July 15, 2007. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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