Transcript of “So Cute, It Wouldn’t Hurt If I Put It in My Eye”
In Japan, if you’re talking about something irresistibly cute, especially if you’re a grandparent talking about that cute, cute little baby, you can say something that translates as even if I put it in my eye, it wouldn’t hurt. It’s that cute. Even if I put it in my eye, it wouldn’t hurt because it’s so kawaii.
That’s kind of like a form of cute aggression, right? Violence with cuteness where you just want to eat little toes or you just want to gobble up a kitten.
It’s called cute aggression.
Yeah, that urge to squeeze or pinch or just mush with your hands, something unbearably cute.
Well, don’t put it in your eye.
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