chonies
n.pl.— «My disclaimer here is that netters are an unrepresentative lot, so don’t getcher chonies in a knot, ‘kay?» —“Re: Singapore Airline Girls” by Michael Yin Usenet: soc.culture.asian.american Mar. 9, 1994. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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