Cajun microwave
n.— «Another “cold” smoker, commonly called a “cajun microwave” was welded to the back. Coals are place in a tray atop the smoker that looks something like an insulated metal cooler.» —“Key to great barbecue? Low and slow” by Jan Norris Palm Beach Post (Florida) Mar. 23, 2006. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
Carmen in Jacksonville, Florida, was told she was pretty as a speck of puff. The more common simile is pretty as a speckled pup or cute as a speckled pup. This is part of a complete episode.
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