brekko
n.— «“Confused? You won’t be after you’ve had your brekko.” “More porridge I am afraid.” “You’re serving porridge AGAIN?”» —“Re: Florida Supreme Court Questions Admissibility Of Electric Chair” by D.M. Bruyns Usenet: alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic Sept. 7, 1999. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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