betty
n.β Β«She offers an example of how her new phraseology can empower a room. “I was at a party last night where I took Betty as a gift for somebody. They opened it up and were like, βOh my god, is that blah-blah dye?β I said, βItβs color for the hair down there.β βWhatβs it called?β βBetty.β βSo itβs for your … ?β βItβs for your betty.β From that point on, everybody just started talking about their betty. It happens all the time. Theyβll say, βWow, I just found a gray hair down there,β or, βI havenβt seen my betty in 20 years, but I feel like I want to do something with my betty.β” “Do I have a betty?” I ask. “Of course, men have betties, too. Everyoneβs got one!”Β» ββPrincess Dye” by Jordan Heller Radar Oct. 12, 2006. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)