bend
v.— «bended v. to make a mistake, mess up. “I don’t like art because when I draw, I always bended.” adj. silly or ridiculous. “Handy Man on “In Living Color’ is bended.”» —“L.A. Speak” by Kathleen Moloney, Mary McNamara Los Angeles Times Apr. 26, 1992. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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