What do you name your baby if you want her to become a bank teller? “Penny.” And if it’s a boy? Try “Bill.” This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Bank-Teller Babies”
Grant, I have another couple of ap-tronyms for you.
Yes, please.
You have a newborn baby. What do you name him or her if you want that baby to grow up to be a bank teller?
Cher?
I don’t know.
Cher?
Cher is French for expensive.
Oh, I was thinking share the money.
Okay, for the girl, starts with a P, a bank teller, penny.
Oh, of course.
And the boy starts with a B.
Yeah, there you go.
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