Bank-Teller Babies

What do you name your baby if you want her to become a bank teller? “Penny.” And if it’s a boy? Try “Bill.” This is part of a complete episode.

Transcript of “Bank-Teller Babies”

Grant, I have another couple of ap-tronyms for you.

Yes, please.

You have a newborn baby. What do you name him or her if you want that baby to grow up to be a bank teller?

Cher?

I don’t know.

Cher?

Cher is French for expensive.

Oh, I was thinking share the money.

Okay, for the girl, starts with a P, a bank teller, penny.

Oh, of course.

And the boy starts with a B.

Yeah, there you go.

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