When you forget to put those plastic stays in your collar before you wash a dress shirt, the curled-up result is what some folks call bacon collar. This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Bacon Collar”
I don’t know if this is a real term or not, but I like it.
I’m going to steal it.
Do you know what a bacon collar is?
Bacon collar.
It’s when you forget to put the stays in the collar of your button-up shirt, and it kind of folds under like frying bacon.
Bacon collar.
C-O-L-L-A-R.
You know, you’re supposed to put the stays in so that they’re pointy and they stick out.
Sure, yeah.
But they always go the wrong way.
They’re like pointing at your earlobes.
I feel like I have bacon cuffs, too.
Bacon cuffs.
That’s good.
Yeah.
And bacon, you know, down at the bottom of my shirt.
That’s why I like you.
You’re all bacon.
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