Auctioning Meals à la Ding

When your server brings food to the table and inquires as to who ordered which dish, that’s informally known in the restaurant biz as auctioning. If your meal is delayed because the person who took your order forgot about it, that’s called a pocket ticket. If you send back food because it’s not warm enough, that may be a job for Chef Mike, also known as the microwave oven, the use of which is jokingly known as cooking à la ding. Writer Ben Schott has collected this and other lingo from dozens of subcultures in Schott’s Significa: A Miscellany of Secret Languages (Bookshop|Amazon). This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Auctioning Meals à la Ding”

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I’m Grant Barrett.

And I’m Martha Barnette.

You know when you’re at a restaurant and the server brings everyone’s meal out of the kitchen, but it’s not clear who ordered what and the server has to say, well, who has the ravioli?

Yeah.

Well, there’s an informal term for that in the restaurant business. Servers call that auctioning.

Oh, how about that?

Huh. Yeah.

Yeah, because it is like they’re auctioning the food, you know.

Right, right.

As a patron, I get a second chance to take food I didn’t order.

No, I would never do that.

That one’s mine, yeah.

And if your meal is delayed because that person who took your order forgot about it, that’s called a pocket ticket.

And one more little bit of restaurant lingo that I learned recently is if your food gets sent back because it’s cold, somebody might be told that that’s a job for Chef Mike.

Oh, microwave.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Yeah.

Which is also called, if you’re heating something up in the microwave, you’re cooking it a la ding.

Yeah.

Often, if it has to go back in a pan, it’ll just say, refire, right?

Or something like that.

Yeah.

That’s cool, Martha.

I love all this lingo.

Where is this coming from?

Well, I got all that and more from the new book, Shots Significa, a miscellany of secret languages.

Now, Schott’s is spelled S-C-H-O-T-T because it’s by a guy named Ben Schott.

And I will be talking about more of the things in that book later in the show.

Oh, I know his work very well.

I’m so interested in this, Martha.

Nothing like digging deep into the lingo cultures of the world.

And if you’d like to dig deep into the lingo of your household or your workplace or something you’ve been reading, we’d like to talk to you.

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