Members of our Facebook group have been sharing stories of signs altered in funny ways, such as the one that someone with a can of spray paint changed from “No Logging Allowed” to “No Flogging Allowed.” This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Altered Signs”
On our Facebook group, Audley Robinson wrote,
While walking in the wood near my home, I came across a sign that stated, no flogging allowed.
And Audley realized that someone had added an F to the logging.
And this prompted a whole discussion from people who had seen people who improved on signs.
For example, Jenna Schnoor in Alaska said that on a trail around a local lake, somebody had changed thin ice to think nice.
Sure.
I love that.
And then you’ll appreciate this.
Mary Ellen Brooks wrote that she saw a sign that said speed zone ahead changed to speed on ahead.
Oops.
That’s like the scratching on the hand dryers in the restroom.
They’re often modified to say push button becomes push butt.
Oh, really?
Maybe in the boys.
The boys room is a little different.
I also like this one from Umus and Keaton Smith, who says,
I used to live in northeast Portland near Flanders Street.
Someone added a D after the N-E, so the sign said Ned Flanders Street.
You want those to be ensconced and become permanent.
Right, for all you Simpsons fans out there.

