“What goes 99, clump?” “If you woke up at night and scratched your head, what time would it be?” Grant has the answers to those riddles. This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “99 Clump Riddle”
You wrote a book about animals right? I did. Here’s a riddle about something like an animal.
What goes 99 clump 99 clump? Wait, this is a centipede with a wooden leg.
Or a caterpillar with a wooden leg. Yeah, that’s as old as Moses’ toes and twice as corny.
Last time I heard that one, I fell off my dinosaur. All right, well then smarty pants.
If you woke up at night and scratched your head, what time would it be?
Time to get a new bed frame.
Bed post.
Five to one.
Oh, five fingers to one head.
Yes, five to one.
Or one hair.
Oh, terrible riddles are as good as good riddles.
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