youthtard
n.— «After any action they would talk loudly amongst themselves in some youthtard pidgin based on syllables crafted with a defined lack of parenting, upbringing or consideration.» —“Effing Teenagers!!!” by Josh Berthume Weekly Dig (Boston, Mass.) Mar. 30, 2005. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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