yard sale
n.β Β«I responded to her praise with a “face plant” and “yard sale”βfalling flat while my skis and poles went in four directions. It might have hurt if we both hadnβt been laughing so hard.Β» ββA Turn For The Better After A Year Off The Slopes, A Skier Bravely Undergoes Six Days Of Basic Training” by Bob MacDonald Boston Globe Jan. 31, 1988. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)