winter legs

winter legs
 n.pl.β€” Β«I had been sporting what most women like to call “winter legs”β€”a reference to some hairy undergrowthβ€”but what I like to describe as my “Tommy Sheridan shrubbery.” Waxing, shaving and plucking became inevitable. It costs me about Β£30 a month to remotely resemble a female.Β» β€”β€œBirthday triggers a close shave with irrational fears” by Janey Godley Scotsman (Edinburgh, Scotland) Jan. 21, 2008. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)

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