wickerbill
n.— «The biggest advantage of being uncircumcised is that with practice, you can jerk on your wickerbill and cause it to emit a quacking sound. You can be the life of the party.» —“Re: circumcision” by Mike Ganopoulos Usenet: rec.org.mensa Mar. 11, 1998. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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