Transcript of “Vile Puns”
Here’s another entry that I really liked in the Bulwer-Lytton contest.
This one’s from Father Jerry Kopasek in Elma, Iowa.
He writes,
One time at the hoagie shop, the actress Ms. O’Hara asked what the tiny pimento stuffed thing in my cheddar bread sandwich was, and I had to respond, we all live in a yellow submarine.
Oh, terrible.
I know.
Terrible.
I’m sorry, Grant.
Oh, I’m mortally wounded.
We all live in a yellow submarine.
Marine.
Marine O’Hara.
I get it.
You get it.
That’s why you’re groaning.
Like I ate that yellow sub.
