velvet hat trick

velvet hat trick
 n.— «After I had mentioned velvet hat trick in relation to sports, I quickly found out that a velvet hat trick has little to do with sports at all. I was informed that a velvet hat trick is in fact where you have sex with a women in all three possible positions, that’s a velvet hat trick. I am sure I am not the only one who didn’t know what a velvet hat trick was, but apparently there are other phrases that mean the same such as santa fe funnel cake, a peppermint bobsled or Manitoba snow cone!» —“What is a Velvet Hat Trick?” by Roy Product Reviews Net Aug. 28, 2007. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)

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