VaJayJay
n.— «You can liberally coat your vagina with plain yogurt to treat and banish a yeast infection. You don’t want to use a fruit infused kind though, you don’t want blueberries or peaches up the Mrs. VaJayJay.» —“In which I contract SARS from an asian bairn” by Kelly Bang! (singingtelegram) Diaries are for pussies (Orlando, Florida) Nov. 27, 2004. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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