va-jay-jay
n.— «Aunt va-jay-jay’s got the stigmata.…what’s your favorite euphemism for menstruation?» —“Aunt va-jay-jay’s got the stigmata” by saaramyrene I was First Runner Up in the Sylvia Plath Bake-Off. (Gainesville, Florida) Dec. 18, 2003. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
Julie in Fort Pierce, Florida, recalls that on sweltering days her mother would declare the weather was hotter than Billy Blue Blazes! The word blazes is a euphemism for “hell,” as in hot as blazes. The blue in blue blazes has long been used as an...
Andrea in West Palm Beach, Florida, recalls a little ditty that her father would recite to get her out of bed in the morning: When in the morning you throw moments away, you can’t make them up in the course of the day. Or you can hurry and scurry...