Unfitney
n.— «Britney Spears—or as the media likes to call her “Unfitney”—missed her court-ordered deposition yesterday morning because of a general medical illness but was cruising around until 2am last night.» —“Britney Spears Sick for Deposition—But Out Til 2am!” by Angela eGossip Dec. 13, 2007. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)