meat diaper n. the absorbent pad packaged between a (styrofoam) tray and meat for sale. Editorial Note: Thanks to Ben Teague for suggesting today’s entry. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Nashville number system n.— «On a legal pad he had “charted” the five songs, using what’s called the Nashville number system, a time-saving trick that assigns a number to each chord in the do-re-mi musical scale, making it easier for...
lily-pad n.— «At Nordson, Mr. Madar has been using what he terms a “lily pad to lily pad” growth strategy, jumping from one new market to another nearby one “rather than leap across the pond or into an entirely different...
lily-pad n.— «This is obviously a system that creates not only stunned authors but also “star” editors. These stars whizz from house to house (often at dizzying speeds) trailing a galaxy of authors behind them; often they are...
pussy pad n.— «Pussy pad No, this is not what you think. An air mattress or similar item should be used to protect you from wet and cold ground. There is nothing like waking up in the middle of the night soaking wet from absorbing water...
wadge n.— «The glass house should go for 5 minutes, so they don’t have to pad it out with so many shitpoor jokes. and that “wear a funny hat and talk shit about vag” (or, more recently, wadge) segment is beyond terrible...