May-December marriage n.— «Now, with the possible candidacy of Fred D. Thompson, the grandfatherly actor and former Republican senator from Tennessee, whose second wife is almost a quarter-century his junior, comes a less palatable...
age-in-place adj.— «Like Mrs. Kilgour, Mrs. Stechyshyn has made what is known as an “age-in-place condominium” her choice of home. Hearthstone and the Village by the Arboretum are the first wave of a new form of real estate...
Big Mother n.— «When a pupil doesn’t show up for school without advance notice from the parents, the school contacts the parents immediately. None of this is thought of as being the least bit unusual. This is childhood in the ’90s...
VaJayJay n.— «You can liberally coat your vagina with plain yogurt to treat and banish a yeast infection. You don’t want to use a fruit infused kind though, you don’t want blueberries or peaches up the Mrs. VaJayJay.» —“In which I...
va-jay-jay n.— «I have students whose parents did give them names for their body parts. Some are too embarrassed to share the name. Others find the name hilarious. We have had Mrs. Va-Jay-Jay, Knish, Kootchie, Princess Pee Pee, Stinky...
bug game n.— «In the “Bug” game, Mrs. Donahoo won first and Mrs. Willoughby took second prize.» —“Buettners Hold Annual Teachers Banquet” Cullman Banner (Ala.) Mar. 7, 1946. (source: Double-Tongued...