stim v.— «Mom’s 24 and also has a 5-year-old? Has she had any sort of counseling as to what it means to have a Down syndrome child? It’s crucial that she start now with what we call infant stim. We can teach her how to do it.» —“In...
crotchfruit n.— «This was a family vacation (me + teh boy, my mom+stepdad, the mother of stepdad, my stepbrother+wife and their crotchfruit, and my stepbrother’s wife’s parents).» —“I’m back” by webwench Hulver’s...
Texodus n.— «My parents are in Washington state right now and Mom said the paper called the traffic situation in Houston “Texodus.”» —“wrap up” by Crystal Jackson Pithy (Houston, Texas) Sept. 24...
gasser n.— «“Gassers, what’s a gasser,” the football player’s Mom asked her son. “Oh, don’t worry about it Mom. It’s just part of conditioning—some sprint work we have to do.”» —“What good is football? Moms share...
wooby n.— «The scene where he was trying to tell Vicky Vale that he was really Batman reminded me of Mr. Mom where Keaton is trying to explain to his son that he’ll get him another “wooby.”» —“Batman...
Utah claw n.— «I never did perfect the “Utah Claw” it always fell over by 2nd period—but oh, I tried. Me and Aqua Net, we tried!» —“The Fartkeeper” by Jessica Very Mom (Murray, Utah) Aug. 4, 2004...