gasser n.— «“Gassers, what’s a gasser,” the football player’s Mom asked her son. “Oh, don’t worry about it Mom. It’s just part of conditioning—some sprint work we have to do.”» —“What good is football? Moms share...
wooby n.— «The scene where he was trying to tell Vicky Vale that he was really Batman reminded me of Mr. Mom where Keaton is trying to explain to his son that he’ll get him another “wooby.”» —“Batman...
Utah claw n.— «I never did perfect the “Utah Claw” it always fell over by 2nd period—but oh, I tried. Me and Aqua Net, we tried!» —“The Fartkeeper” by Jessica Very Mom (Murray, Utah) Aug. 4, 2004...
fourwalling v.— «Kroger Babb, who billed himself as “America’s Fearless Young Showman,” ruled over a vast army of Mom and Dad “roadshow units” from his headquarters in Worthington, Ohio. He used a form of...
rollator n.— «In order to facilitate a day of traipsing around malls, Mom SC therefore decided to surprise MGSC with a device she mistakenly believed to be a wheelchair. In fact, it is something called a “rollator,” or a...
utzy adj.— «We are going out to my mom’s utzy country club thingy today……it’s a nice choice if you have to go out.» —“Re: GH: ‘Whoever it is, the world is in their debt’” by voxofafox@aol.com...