Mike in Nicholasville, Kentucky, remembers that his grandfather sometimes accepted an invitation with Canβt dance, and too wet to plow meaning that he βmight as well.β A longer version goes Canβt dance, never could sing, and itβs too wet to plow...
Mark from Newport News, Virginia, says his mother, who grew up in Fancy Farm, Kentucky, often used a puzzling phrase. To ask how close he was to completing a task, sheβd say what sounded like How much do you like? In parts of the Southern United...
Monica says that generations of children in her Augusta, Kentucky, neighborhood would go tick-tacking, or playing pranks during the nights leading up to Halloween β soaping car windows, tossing corn kernels onto front porches, leaving flaming paper...
Grant responds to a voicemail from Doug in Louisville, Kentucky, who asks whether our phoneβs autocomplete function will affect the way we talk and write. The answer is yes, partly because of Markov chains, or models describing a sequence of...
Margo from Denton, Texas, says when the weather was really cold, her Kentucky-born grandmother would say it was cold as agga forti. The term aggie forti refers to something really strong, particularly a strong drink. That expression and the variants...
A listener reports being puzzled by a phrase she heard from a woman for whom sheβd done a small favor: Did you think youβd taken me to raise? Heard mainly in Kentucky and Ohio, this phrase is a joking suggestion that the person who has done the...

