sweater muffins
n.pl.— «“Morgan had to have been hired for her tits. In fact, it looks like most of the women on Tech Tv were hired for their boobage.” “And bless them for doing so. Jessica,Sara, Morgen…their have impressive sweater muffins.”» —“Re: Adam from X-Play” Usenet: alt.games.video.xbox June 20, 2003. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)