squick
v.— «Kit’n Hook, who was my youngest feline till we got Rhiannon, seems to think that expressing his affections to people is best done by squicking them—he comes over for affection, and if I don’t put down my book fast enough or pet him intensely enough, he starts licking, and sucking, and licking, and licking, and while, in certain contexts (see alt.sex.bondage for more info) I quite enjoy being tickled, stimulated, and otherwise driven crazy) I simply cannot DEAL with being abraded by a cat.» —“Golden Geysers” by STella Usenet: rec.pets May 23, 1991. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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