slobbernock
n.— «Jack Frost isn’t satisfied with just nipping at your nose. He’s out to slobberknock you with an overhand right and leave you facedown in a snowbank after a couple of slugs in the gut.» —“Ruff Is Warming To Idea of Alternating Goalies” by Tim Graham Buffalo News (N.Y.) Jan. 13, 2003. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)