schmutzdecke

schmutzdecke
 n.— «The surface is now a veritable of cat hairs, dead fleas, some dirt I suppose, hair-balls and horked-up Friskies.» —“You can bed on it!” by Bruce Usenet: alt.tasteless June 11, 1996. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)

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