Royal Riddle

If a king sleeps on a king-size mattress and queen sleeps on a queen-sized mattress, what does a prince sleep on? This riddle—or its answer—may keep you up at night. This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Royal Riddle”

So if a king sleeps on a king-size mattress and a queen sleeps on a queen-size mattress, what does a prince sleep on? A fold-out bed? No, the prince is the dog. It sleeps in the dog house.

No, a prince sleeps on an air mattress. Oh, that’s terrible. I know that’s terrible. Hey, I’m talking about homonyms. It’s a language show, but sometimes people are princes without being heirs. So I’m gonna quibble. I guess I should say the eldest prince, huh? Prince not in line to the throne.

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