rollator
n.— «In order to facilitate a day of traipsing around malls, Mom SC therefore decided to surprise MGSC with a device she mistakenly believed to be a wheelchair. In fact, it is something called a “rollator,” or a wheeled walker.» —“Mechanical ineptitude” Semantic Compositions Sept. 28, 2004. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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