quailtard
n.β Β«Cheney didnβt keep track of his friend, which is what all hunters must do at all times. In his excitement of shooting a quailβactually a domesticated clip-winged quailtardβhe spun around and fired, accidentally hitting said friend.Β» ββFor clarification” by jackscarab The Invisible Plan (Edmond, Okla.) Feb. 14, 2006. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)