When a term paper is due in 24 hours, there’s no better tactic than to break open the Milano cookies and procrastineat. This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Procrastineat”
Here is a bit of college slang that I’m absolutely adopting, Grant.
Procrastineat.
Procrastineat?
Oh, it’s when you clean your apartment or house instead of doing your work.
No, no.
It’s when you consume food that’s often unhealthy while you’re postponing an important task.
Oh, so it’s neat as in eat, not neat as in make neat.
It’s, yes.
Procrastinate plus the word eat.
Procrastinate.
Oh, I see.
You know, especially those of us who work at home, freelance writers, we’re always procrastinating.
Procrastinate.
Why face that blank screen when you can get up and have a—
I thought it was when you alphabetize your books by author and genre when you should actually be doing work.
You make your book jobs neat, right?
You laugh because you know.
I know it all too well.
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