potato queen
n.— «“Kim what physical features you like in a partner?”…”Light skin, blond hair, and blue eyes.”…”I would guess that kind of makes you a Potato Queen.:» —“Coffee shop cont.” by Jamaludin Ameriki Usenet: alt.religion.islam Mar. 14, 1996. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
There are lots of colloquial phrases to explain away the cacophony of a thunderstorm: The potato wagons are rolling, The tater wagon’s going over the bridge, The potato wagon broke down, and God is dumping out potatoes and washing them off. In...
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