poodle-balling
n.— «She’d probably give her a swirlie, because Mandisa knows what’s best for us all. Ryan tells her that “Simon dressed up in a bunny costume and laid eggs at my house on Sunday,” and Simon’s like, “Huh?” and Paris is like, “I’ve been around the block but I don’t understand your terminology. Is that like poodle-balling?”» —“Top 7—Paula, I Think I’ve Got Something To Say To You” by Jacob Television Without Pity Apr. 18, 2006. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)