merk
v.— «I’ve spent the last month listening non-stop to both sides of the Trim Taliban white—Boogeyman, and the one over fire hydrant that’s just him methodically and comprehensively merking people.» —“The thread that’s totally and completely on Trim’s dick” by Jacob Wright ilXor.com Nov. 24, 2004. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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