John, a 10-year-old from Dallas, Texas, wonders why an unpredictable or uncontrollable person can be referred to as a loose cannon. This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Loose Cannon”
Hello, you have A Way with Words.
Hi, I’m John and I’m Collins from Dallas, Texas.
Well, welcome to the show, John.
Hi, John. We’re glad to talk with you. What’s going on?
Well, first, I’m honored to talk to the Duchess of Dictionaries and the Sultan of Slang.
The what of slang?
The Sultan of Slang and the Duchess of Dictionaries.
Well, I’m happy to talk with the Wizard of Words on the line.
What did you call us for, wizard?
I was watching TV, and, well, they described a character as a loose cannon.
I know it has something to do with a real smart trap, i.e., someone who’s a little bit of a smart aleck, but that’s all I can think of.
Oh, wow.
Okay, so somebody was described as a loose cannon.
Yeah, they were a little bit of a hothead, always making sarcastic remarks.
So that gave me a clue.
So what were you watching? What was happening on the show?
Well, an announcer was like describing a character, and this wasn’t a live-action show.
It was like an anime, and well, they were just describing a classic announcer character, as they called them.
It was like describing a character as they were stepping onto the stage.
Oh, I see. Okay, gotcha.
Well, you know, if we tell you a little bit about the history of this expression, it might make more sense to you.
Would you like to hear that?
Sure. That would be very handy.
Well, think back to those old wooden ships hundreds of years ago.
You know, the ones with the tall sails.
Like, they might need to have cannons in case, like, pirates try to invade their ship.
They can knock them out before the pirates get there.
Yes, sir. Some of those ships had cannons on board to fire at other ships or enemies.
And in those days, John, the cannons were mounted on wheels so they could be moved back and forth on the deck while you were shooting them and then loading them and shooting them and loading them.
And usually those cannons…
I got it. So it was like constantly, so those cannons were constantly firing off.
And I think that was used as like a metaphor for like a constantly firing off mouth.
Because it was, you know, constantly firing everything out.
That’s a great guess.
It was constantly firing out, like all those cannons on that ship.
Well, you’re right that it’s a metaphor, but, you know, usually when they weren’t using the cannons, those cannons were securely fastened to the ship.
But imagine if they came loose, if, say, the ship got into a bad storm at sea and, you know, just riding the seas like a roller coaster.
You don’t want that cannon to become loose because if it does, you can imagine what would happen, right?
Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom, you suck.
Pretty much.
Pretty much.
Even if the cannons aren’t loaded, they could go rolling along and hurt somebody or slam into another part of the ship and damage it.
And so you’re absolutely right, John.
It’s a metaphor for somebody who’s unpredictable or uncontrollable.
Just like a cannon rolling around on one of those ships when it’s not supposed to.
You never know if it’s going to accidentally fire, what it’s going to crash into next, and who is going to get bumped into and knocked over.
Bingo.
Who’s going to get knocked over.
That’s right.
So, yeah, don’t be a loose cannon if you can help it.
Yeah, try not to.
John, you really do seem to have A Way with Words.
Absolutely.
I get that a lot.
I just have a large vocabulary.
Sounds like it.
I kind of always have.
Yeah, sounds like it.
Sounds like you definitely are a word wizard.
I really appreciate you calling us.
And you know what? I invite you to call us again sometime, okay?
Plus, I have stereotypical word nerd glasses.
Oh, those are…
That kind of gives it away.
Yeah, me too.
It kind of gives it away.
Me too.
Nerds unite.
So do I.
That’s how we hide our secret identities.
All right.
Take care of yourself, John.
It was a real delight to talk to you.
See you.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Take care.
Bye-bye.
I think I’m speechless, Grant.
You may have to give the phone number.
We love taking calls from kids, no matter who you are, where you’re calling from, or what your question is.
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I waited days for the online posting of this episode, just so I could forward to family and friends the segment with John thus, under the Subject header “Kid caller’s word-nerd vocabulary cracks up hosts of public-radio language show”: “On ‘A Way With Words’ the other day, little John from Dallas, whose apparent age would seem to be either on the cusp of double digits or that of a descendant of one or more of the actors who played Munchkins somewhere over the rainbow back in 1939, had hosts Martha Barnette and Grant Barrett cracking up right from his salutation (starting at 16:35 on “Yak Shaving” episode from 8 June 2020), thence throughout their discussion of the term ‘loose cannon’, with his grad-school vocabulary.”