Grant shares Tom Swifties sent in by listeners: “Aw, shucks, I dropped the toothpaste,” Tom said crestfallenly, and “I’ve located the experts,” Tom said profoundly. This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Listener Tom Swifties”
Boy, Martha, Tom Swift, these are the gifts that keeps on giving.
That’s one way to put it.
We’ve talked about them a few times on the show,
And pretty much every week a couple more pop up in the inbox,
And I thought I’d share a few with you.
Okay.
Here’s one from a fellow, Aaron Schmookler in Washington State.
He says, aw, shucks, I dropped the toothpaste.
Tom said, crestfallen.
See, he goes, crest is a brand of toothpaste.
I’ve seen that one before, but I love it.
Cold game following the work, yeah.
Another one comes from Zach in Norwich, Connecticut.
He says, I’ve located the experts, Tom said profoundly.
I like that.
Nice, right?
I like that.
He called us.
He dialed 877-929-9673.
Or maybe he sent an email.
Maybe he did.
Where would he have sent that?
Send your Tom Swifties.
We’ll take them all.
