KLPD
n.— «The problem with delibrately arousing one sexually and then refusing to have sex (what a friend of mine used to refer to as KLPD) is not like showing $1000 bills. There is an emotional cycle that is started in the process, that should normally end in an intercourse.» —“Re: population explosion” by Nadeem Jamali Usenet: soc.culture.pakistan May 15, 1992. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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