junk
n.— «I have been with a guy who stashed stuff in his pants only to have the male security guy actually grab his junk and bust him.» —“Re: Any good tricks getting your stash past security this summer?” by hoju224@aol.com (Mrs. McG) Usenet: rec.music.phish June 20, 2000. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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