jollop
n.β Β«It was a one third-full bottle of David Beckhamβs Instinct. Instinct, you may recall, was Davidβs βfragranceβ; what was once called after-shave and what my Dad still refers to as βjollop.”Β» ββBeckham gets scent off” by Danny Baker Times (London, United Kingdom) Oct. 9, 2006. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)