Itchy Biscuits

Connie in San Antonio, Texas, has a funny story about a young granddaughter who misunderstood the meaning of the slang term buns, and later announced that she had itchy biscuits. This is part of a complete episode.

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We heard from Connie Fitzgerald in San Antonio, Texas, who says a granddaughter when she was three fell on her bottom. And she was crying so hard that her dad picked her up to distract her. And he said, oh, my goodness, you fell on your buns. And she said the next day, the the little girl was scratching her behind, as kids do, and she stuck her hands in her underwear. And her dad said, what are you doing there?

And she said, itchy biscuits.

Connie says, I thought that was the cutest thing in the world, so I will forever remember itchy biscuits if my rear itches.

Yeah, the re is a wonderful stage for language because the kids are just innovating and they neologize like crazy and come up with all this stuff.

Right.

Yeah.

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