internal nutrition
n.— «What was going on at the internment camp wasn’t force feeding, he insisted. It was “internal nutrition.”» —“Off-colour stoats one for the Greens” by Alan Cochrane Scotsman (Glasgow, Scotland) Jan. 1, 2006. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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