What does one order when on a strict diet? How about a honeymoon salad: “lettuce alone!” This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Honeymoon Salad”
If you’re on a strict diet, Grant, you can always order honeymoon salad.
What is that?
Lettuce alone!
That’s terrible.
I thought you’d think so.
I know everyone thinks that I laugh because I like puns, but it’s out of embarrassment.
It’s because I’m poking him in the stomach with my pen.

