Honeymoon Salad

What does one order when on a strict diet? How about a honeymoon salad: “lettuce alone!” This is part of a complete episode.

Transcript of “Honeymoon Salad”

If you’re on a strict diet, Grant, you can always order honeymoon salad.

What is that?

Lettuce alone!

That’s terrible.

I thought you’d think so.

I know everyone thinks that I laugh because I like puns, but it’s out of embarrassment.

It’s because I’m poking him in the stomach with my pen.

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